Ronaldinho to Chelsea! (Yeah, yeah we've heard it all before)

According to the Sun, the big R has agreed a £58 million move to Chelsea after falling out with Frank Rijkaard.

The Sun, we love it. Mainly because it gives us hacks something to write about during a day when the BBC prints only 7 football stories in one day.

Ronaldinho to crumbling 6th-place Chelsea? Pull the other one.

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Macauley Chrisantus reads Liquid Football

Taking our excellent advice from yesterday, with regards to choosing a London club nearer the top of the table, 17-year-old Nigerian starlet Macauley Chrisantus is set to snub Spurs in favour of rivals Arsenal.

The Sun reports that Arsenal have yet to make a bid, but the Eaglet's agent remarked 'he has the passion for Arsenal'.

Although Barca could ruin the party for either club, as they yesterday outbid Tottenham with a £2 million offer. Watch this space.

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