David Gold likes his Omelettes with Mushrooms

While he's not making ladies underwear or distributing porn mags and newspapers, David Gold sometimes likes to run Birmingham City as chairman.

In my opinion, chairmen know more about business than the beautiful game, so should keep shtum and not make ridiculous stories like the one found in the Sun today.

However, despite my nagging it was pretty hilarious with what he came out with, considering Jose's recent egg-celent comments.

Premier League clubs are greedy. They're treating the fans like mushrooms, keeping them in the dark and feeding them manure.

Now Mr Gold, not to rain on your parade or anything, but I feel that you have fed every fan in the country a mouthful of horse shit with that comment.

So if the fans are mushrooms, and the players are eggs, and the beautiful game is an omelette, what does that make chairmen? The restaurant owner? Is the manager the sous chef, and the hungry media the paying customer? Not a bad analogy if you ask me.

Gold completed his rant with these fine words:

Nobody listens to me — they think I’m potty.

Perhaps you've had too many of those mushrooms David.

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